primary source of income: when my mom gives me money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back
Just got this gem from my brother’s girlfriend
if this isn’t the best thing you’ve seen all day then I don’t know what to tell you
The Four Founders of Hogwarts.
This fucked me up for a good 5 minutes.
oh my god it works
That’s it. That’s the flavor I’ve been looking for.
I DIDN’T MEAN IT
this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me